It’s 2014 you fucking potatoes with eyes. Gay people are rad, women deserve to be treated like actual humans and Fall Out Boy aren’t underground emo anymore. Catch up or may the combined powers of Emma Watson, Pete Wentz and Ellen DeGeneres strike you down.
I’m so fucking weird It’s like: I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet. I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot. I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend. I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous. I need help.
if taylor thinks her presence on tumblr is one day gonna get old she is very wrong actually one day i’m gonna forget to pick up my kids at school because i’m gonna be frantically trying to get her attention
even the ones of us who dont have kids are going to feel like we forgot to pick up our kids